Sunday, July 1, 2012

#205 The Land Pirates "Get Raped!"


When Whitey Brownbeard is found crying in the shower after being brutally raped, the rest of the Land Pirates decide the only solution is revenge!

Written, Directed, and Edited by:
Murph

Starring:
Steve Neumann as Capt'n John Denver the Third
Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard
Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook

Featuring:
Natasha Rose Capener as Big Lucy
Lindsey Neumann as Chica #1
Dixie Perkinson as Chica #2

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

#204 The Land Pirates in "Nazi Gold!"


The Land Pirates find a treasure, but in order to keep it, they'll have to battle some Nazis and a giant, fat Leprechaun!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Land Pirates #203 BLOOPERS!


The Land Pirates have a tough time making an entrance...

The Land Pirates #203 "Actors!"


The Land Pirates have unwittingly chased a would be actor into his audition and get their chance at stardom.... Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Featuring: Jonathan Brett as The Casting Director Nicole Serrat as Receptionist A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

The Land Pirates #202 BLOOPERS!


Sometimes the Land Pirates get their lines right. Most of the time, they end up as bloopers...

The Land Pirates #202 "And the Magic Lamp!"


In the second webisode of Season 2, The Land Pirates come across a magic lamp. Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Featuring: Michael Teh as The Genie A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

The Land Pirates #201 "The Landship"


The Season 2 premiere of The Land Pirates find our mates looking for a new ride. When they encounter your average joe, Teddy Tutson, they decide to take his Landship. http://www.thelandpirates.com http://www.notabanana.com

Monday, September 26, 2011

The Land Pirates #9 - "The Wedding"


The Land Pirate wedding has finally come and nothing can stop it... except some wedding crashers.

SEASON FINALE

Starring: Steve Neumann, Patrick Auggie White, Maxx Maulion, Elizabeth Ammann Jennie Taber, Natasha Rose Capener, Mohammad Hussain, Harry Hannigan, Frank Wolff.

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Edited by Murph
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The Land Pirates #8 - "Pass the Courvoisier"



Just hours before the wedding, Captain John Denver and Maximilian Hook wonder where Whitey Brownbeard could be as Maureen frets over the loss of her cousin.

Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land Pirates #7 - "Enter the Sand Ninja"



As Land Pirates go in search of their tripping bud, Whitey Brownbeard, the girls continue their plan to foil the wedding by calling up the mysterious and odd Sand Ninja.


Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land PIrates #6 "The Drinking of the Cups"



While the girls enjoy their bachelor party, Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard must go through the ancient Land Pirate ritual of "The Drinking of the Cups."


Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land Pirates Ep. #5 - "The Bachelor Party"



Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard and his sweet Maureen are excited about their upcoming nuptials, but their friends have other ideas.


Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land Pirates #4 - "Blind Dates"



Our not so friendly pirates have the tables turned on them, but love, like hope in a better grog, springs eternal.

Starring: Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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Monday, June 15, 2009

The Land Pirates - #3 "Blind Dates"



Our lovable scallywags find that dating sucks just as much for pirates as the rest of us.

Credits: Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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Monday, March 16, 2009

Turtle (from Entourage) Rapes Shoe


A turtle raped a shoe.
Now Turtle from Entourage is getting in on the action!

Elizabeth speaks out about "Guitar Heroes" cancellation


Not A Banana cast member Elizabeth Ammann played Mary Jane in "Guitar Heroes" and vents about her character. 

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Steve talks about "Guitar Heroes" being Cancelled!


Cast member Steve is saddened by the cancellation of Not A Banana's Webseries, "Guitar Heroes."

Starring: Steve Neuman
A Murph Joint

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Pailn Zone

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You thought "Danger Zone" was the greatest song ever... you were wrong. Get ready to have your balls rocked off by the "Palin Zone".

Starring: Sarah Adina as Sarah Palin
Guest Starring: Mohammad Hussein as That Damn Terrorist

Music by Vekstar
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Written by Murph, Frank, and Sarah Adina
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

Land Pirates Against Talk Like A Pirate Day - Bloopers

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These are the bloopers from Whitey Brownbeard singing his song and berating people who participate in Talk Like a Pirate day.


Starring: Patrick "Auggie" White
Guitar playing by: Justin Kuhn

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Not A Banana Video Blog - Christopher and Jennie

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Two Not A Banana cast members start a romance that involves a love triangle, mustaches, and Italian boy bands.


Starring:
Christopher DeMaci
Jennie Taber
Dristopher DeMaci

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

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